This does not make me want to drink milk.

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The French are freaks! We have "Got Milk?" and they've got cute dancing skeletons that worship a cow, splash around in its divine dairy effluvia while frolicking with calcium rich foods, then demonstrate synchronized toast buttering, and finally crowd surf an ailing boneman to directly nurse upon one of the cows teats -- all to a tranced-out Stephen Hawking cover of "Staying Alive."

I am having a culture shock moment. There, now it's over.